Keenan

super hot, talented, amazing at sports, and most popular at ur school. watch out because if you have a girl he might steal ;). keenan also originates from the the irish word warrior. most people also love from his amazing body and beautiful eyes and for him being the stupid funny one there.

it’s keenan, not kennan (that guys a douche bag) so get ur fuckin facts straight

by keenan_d24 June 22, 2019

Keenan

Gay, chubby, fat, noncinator 3000 and 7

He is an unwankable person as his nob is so tiny. No joke.

Example 8-D size

Keenan you fat nonce. Go eat a guys cornhole.

by Stella... "You have no hope" May 24, 2020

Keenan

A male midget.

Look! A Keenan! Lol!

by yourmom1123 January 16, 2013

Keenan

Another word for foreskin. Rhymes with "wee band" and therefore makes it easier to discuss in public!

"Sooo, is Keenan still around?"

by bijeda February 9, 2015

Keenan

An insult, Usually Meaning Someone Is Stupid Or Clumsy.

Gary You Keenan! You Just Put WD40 Under Your Arms!

by Grubbs Grady February 12, 2008

Keenan

A really weird kid, never washes his hair, really loud.

Did you see Keenan today? His hair is so disgusting!

by BobbyJohn November 10, 2008

keenaned

(v): to initially demonstrate strong promise in terms of contributing to a friendship, and subsequently letting everyone down.

We were excited that Pat was moving back to our city, but then he keenaned the whole thing.

by antikeenan August 16, 2008