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when a white ass country club motherfucker takes his lil prick out and flicks it around in the face of an unwilling woman. usually performed after said country club assho' has done a few keg stands and given gay head to his friend tobin.
a: brett got pretty kavanasty last night
b: really?
a: yeah, he took his little winkledick out again and got up in a girl's face with it.
b: man, that kid sucks.
a: let's make him a supreme court justice.
b: okay cool.
by trilliam turdsworth September 30, 2018
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To Kavanaugh: When one penetrates an unconscious person in the belief that this preserves one's own virginity.
Usage: "Did you see that guy in the bow tie at the prayer breakfast? I saw him going at it last night but he was Kavanaughing, so he kept his Promise Ring... and I called the cops. "
by NotSoBonMot September 27, 2018
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(verb) To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the entire party or an individual.
Brett: Dude, what happened last night?
Mark: You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine.
by BoBeau70 September 27, 2018
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(Verb): to become belligerently intoxicated and attempt to rape a female.
Do you remember the scene in 'The Accused' when jodi foster gets Kavanaugh-ed in the bar by the college kids?
by Wordsynth September 27, 2018
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Feeling sick or nauseous after hearing about the Kavanaugh trials and voting.
“Man, I am feeling so kavanauseous after hearing that Brett Kavanaugh is getting voted to be confirmed on the Supreme Court.”
by tenbees October 5, 2018
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Kavanaugh

To Lie, Lie, Lie.

To say you never blacked out, when your friend wrote about it in their book ("Wasted: Tales of a Gen X Drunk," available on Amazon)
To say Devil's Triangle is a drinking game. (Search Urban Dictionary)
To say "boofed" is farting, when it's short for butt f***. (Search the Definition on Urban Dictionary)
To say your house isn't close to the Country Club when it's 10 minutes away.
To say "I survived the FFFFFFFFFourth of July" was about a wind up to the F word, when it is clearly about drinking so much you thought you'd die.
He pulled a total Kavanaugh, saying Menage a Trois was a Book Reading Circle.
by Don'tUSeYouReallzzzNames September 27, 2018
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Assuming that you will get away with sexual assault because your a white privileged, beer guzzling, Yale graduate, male judge.
After a night of bofing she claimed rape. I was Kavanaughed, therefore, all charges were immediately dropped by the GOP.
by TWSYF September 30, 2018
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