karma

The phenomenon of:

what goes around, comes around
what goes up, must comes down
what's eaten, must be shitted
what's evil, will receive evil
what's good, will receive good
what's nice, will receive nice

karma
you better be able to eat whatever it is you dish up

if you can serve if you better be able to stomach it

She was kind and received kindness.
He was evil and received evil.

karma bitches

by PineappleJuice February 27, 2015

karma

A real bitch.

I know a girl named Karma, everyone was right; Karma's a bitch.

by karmaisaibitch September 10, 2009

karma

when you do something and something happens to you that reflects your behavior

After helping someone on the road, She got a promotion at her job, that's some good karma.

by definerdiner August 7, 2020

karma

Karma is a 7-foot tall guy who wears a large dirty burlap sack over his head, has his knees on backwards, and a taxidermied parrot on his shoulder, and comes over once in a while to punch you in the face "saying I know what you did last summer."

*doorbell*
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

karma

When you try to stab someone but then you miss and smash your face on the ground.

Watching karma is more fun than watching Netflix.

by BounceFire December 3, 2021

karma

Means "what goes around comes around," a Buddhist belief. However, this belief is completely false yet millions of people live in fear of it.

I was told I would get bad karma for killing the man, but here I am 50 years later and nothing bad has happened! Karma is a load of BS!

by Taj Badalandabad June 10, 2008

karma

An ancient religious concept that has recently gained popularity through the television show "My Name is Earl". If you're lucky, karma will get you a really spiffy looking Chevy El Camino, but only if you make a list of all the mean things you've ever done and resolve to make amends for each of them. If you're the type of guy who's always doing mean things and wondering why your life sucks, you need to watch Carson Daly and he'll tell you it's all karma.

"Karma used me to do its dirty work. Nice move, Karma."

by MC 900 Foot Oral Roberts May 29, 2006