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KARMA is on CP Time: she gets there when she damn well pleases and she's always right on time!
"Karma is a bitch! Don't worry; Karma will roll around. She's like some love on layaway."
by Thouston299 October 27, 2013
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Getting back at someone for something they did
Boy: its over
Girl: *cries* i love you though
Boy: ohh well.
-two weeks later-
Boy: i miss you. i cant live without you
Girl: oh well. you had your chance
Boy: please, your so great
Girl: ha, sucks doesnt it? Karma's a bitch
by babestatus June 04, 2009
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An evil bitch that lives in the sky, punishing those who do the most minor of things with something a thousand times worse.

*Boy accidentally trips up friend*
Boy: 'Oops. Sorry'

*Miraculously a piano falls from the sky crushes his feet so he's unable to move, suddenly a pack of dogs emerge out of nowhere attack him; tearing all his clothes off, whilst a bunch of escaped horny convicts pass by, see their chance and have their way.*

Friend: Karma's a bitch
by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009
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Means "what goes around comes around," a Buddhist belief. However, this belief is completely false yet millions of people live in fear of it.
I was told I would get bad karma for killing the man, but here I am 50 years later and nothing bad has happened! Karma is a load of BS!
by Taj Badalandabad June 09, 2008
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Karma is a 7-foot tall guy who wears a large dirty burlap sack over his head, has his knees on backwards, and a taxidermied parrot on his shoulder, and comes over once in a while to punch you in the face "saying I know what you did last summer."
*doorbell*
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
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