Paper Towel Karate

What people do when they are flailing their arms about an automatic paper towel dispenser that is hard to activate.

I just witnessed a guy do paper towel karate in the mens room for five minutes! I just used my pants.

by Wafsnipes23 September 17, 2011

Karate Breath

(adj); used to describe someone whose breath stinks like hot ass on a warm day.

"Hey kid, do you know Karate?"

"No, why?"

"'Cause your breath is kicking!"

"e.g.-Karate Breath"

by Cold Coda September 1, 2009

Karateka

One of the most badass people you'll ever meet. Practitioners of karate they are the closest thing to jedi on earth.

Have you seen that guy fight he is a karateka and knows what he's doing.

by Chiefiest chief ever December 5, 2018

Karasek

A retard. Someone that is stupid.

You’re such a Karasek, you’re fucking retarted.

by anonymous March 17, 2023

A Karger

A unit of time based on how late a person will be. 1 Karger Unit equals roughly 15 minutes late.

Person 1: The movie starts in 5 minutes. Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry, still a karger out.

Person 1: Aww man, this traffic jam is making us late!
Person 2: A full 2 Kargers late! We'll miss most of dinner at this point!

by TimeLordForever April 21, 2017

Karate water

More affectionate term for brandy and coke. Brandy and coke is know to bring out the more aggressive side of many individuals.

Johnny got into a fight at the club last night after consuming karate water all night.

by Bloble October 6, 2011

karate kid

One of the best movies of all time. Directed by John Avildsen, this 1984 drama centers around a displaced youth who seeks self-defense training from an aged maintenance man named Mister Miyagi to defend himself in a Karate Tournament against a San Fernando Valley biker gang. Most of the movie was made on location throughout the San Fernando Valley in 1983.

The Karate Kid is one of the most well-known dramas of the 1980s.

by [e-mail] September 12, 2007