Kanan is very funny, and smart also very loyal,he/she could have a bad side to them and show ways no one would understand. Kanan is very talented as well he/she is the one you would want to stick next to for the rest of your life
by Kjarrett November 29, 2018
Get the Kanan mug.Kanans are the most beautiful girls in the world. Kanan will make you laugh more than anyone else could ever no matter what mood your in. Kanans are caring and gorgeous from their head to their toes, they will always treat you right, and a kanans eyes will put you in a trance from their beautiful. If you ever date a kanan, treat them better than you could to anyone else because they deserve it.
by Wyatt42069 March 16, 2020
Get the Kanan mug.This term is often used as a synonym of "perfect". Also, if talking about a place, used as "paradise". "Nirvana" is also a good synonym, it means paradise as well. It is also like God, without Katian, everything is nothing. Simple Perfection
by KayTeeTeeDobleu April 22, 2011
Get the Katian mug.Who's Kavian? Simply put, a God among men, the future ruler of the world, and a fine pimp that ain't afraid to slap you across the face with his cock.
It is said that when He was born, color was given to the world and two neighboring stars exploded; ushering in the greatest era in human history.
Kavian was a creation of "The Force". When created, he weighed about a stunning 21 lbs (12 lbs was his penis alone). Without parents or guidance, He was raised by a pack of wild wolves, named Alpha-Wolf at age 3, and solved a rubix cube underwater blindfolded at age 3-AND-A-HALF.
His middle name is "Ballsacko-Grande", Swahili for "The-Chosen-One". In 1996, He was named heir to Swaziland's thrown and led them to unknown advancements in medical science and geography.
After his single-handed victory of World War II, Kavian was named "The Jesus" by the Tibetan Monks. His title signified Him as being the one to bring balance to the elements of the world.
Kavian is a man known for his kindness. Back in Nam' He created the "I have a Dream" speech for his boy, Martin Luther King, Jr. He took no credit in creating it. Later, he hunted down the man responsible for MLK's (AKA Big Daddy Martin) assassination and brutally killed the man.
No mercy.
"The-Most-Interesting-Man-In-The-World" relinquished his position to Kavian.
So next time you're down at the lowest point in your life ask yourself this: "What would Kavian do." Either way, you probably wont be able to do what He would do.
It is said that when He was born, color was given to the world and two neighboring stars exploded; ushering in the greatest era in human history.
Kavian was a creation of "The Force". When created, he weighed about a stunning 21 lbs (12 lbs was his penis alone). Without parents or guidance, He was raised by a pack of wild wolves, named Alpha-Wolf at age 3, and solved a rubix cube underwater blindfolded at age 3-AND-A-HALF.
His middle name is "Ballsacko-Grande", Swahili for "The-Chosen-One". In 1996, He was named heir to Swaziland's thrown and led them to unknown advancements in medical science and geography.
After his single-handed victory of World War II, Kavian was named "The Jesus" by the Tibetan Monks. His title signified Him as being the one to bring balance to the elements of the world.
Kavian is a man known for his kindness. Back in Nam' He created the "I have a Dream" speech for his boy, Martin Luther King, Jr. He took no credit in creating it. Later, he hunted down the man responsible for MLK's (AKA Big Daddy Martin) assassination and brutally killed the man.
No mercy.
"The-Most-Interesting-Man-In-The-World" relinquished his position to Kavian.
So next time you're down at the lowest point in your life ask yourself this: "What would Kavian do." Either way, you probably wont be able to do what He would do.
"Kavian died five years ago, but Death is to afraid to tell him."
~J.F.K
"Kavian's tears cure cancer... to bad he never cries."
~Django
"Kavian counted to infinity... twice."
~Tupac
"Kavian is the reason Waldo is hiding."
~New York Times
~J.F.K
"Kavian's tears cure cancer... to bad he never cries."
~Django
"Kavian counted to infinity... twice."
~Tupac
"Kavian is the reason Waldo is hiding."
~New York Times
by Swag-Yolo420Blaze May 8, 2013
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by Ley_foreverandalways October 22, 2015
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Get the kaninabu mug.The best girl a man can ask for. Loyal,faithful,sweet and goofy. Lights up any room anywhere. Very caring and loving but easily hurt. Shy at first until it's gets comfy. But never weak always strong.
by Kariane December 22, 2016
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