Guys who go to klamath lake after soccer practice and use the boyancy of the super blue/green algae to float them on their backs while they kick their feet to pretend they don't want other teammates to engage them in intercourse.
Bro dude, bro- the whole team went after practice yesterday! There were so many Space Kangaroo that it looked like a turbine was churning the whole lake!
by 541 June 3, 2017
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by C-note September 22, 2003
Get the bush kangaroo mug.A sport that involves usually a human versus a kangaroo in a boxing match, usually the results 95% of the time are the guy gets his ass whooped.
Kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren't careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn't work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with BOTH legs. unless you are a real fucking badass, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP. PETA people and animal rights fucks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport... well they are right to an extent... because HUMANS GET THE SHIT WHOOPED OUT OF EM!
Kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren't careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn't work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with BOTH legs. unless you are a real fucking badass, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP. PETA people and animal rights fucks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport... well they are right to an extent... because HUMANS GET THE SHIT WHOOPED OUT OF EM!
fighter: (guards his grill and strafes a bit)
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the shit whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean-ass power punch)
Kangaroo Boxing
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the shit whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean-ass power punch)
Kangaroo Boxing
by THE METAL February 19, 2008
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I did the kangaroo bricklayer with your mom last night, and then totally made her clean it up. I forgot to mention it was done in your room.
by Charles Gordon Igby April 24, 2010
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"have you seen my new kangaroo rat?"
"this is my new Kangaroo Rat"
Friends with benefits,
A girl you bang, but no relationship.
A girl you mess around with, with no attachments or responsibility.
"this is my new Kangaroo Rat"
Friends with benefits,
A girl you bang, but no relationship.
A girl you mess around with, with no attachments or responsibility.
by Ronnoc80 February 19, 2011
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