A pretty cool cat that likes to wear a hat. Doesn't really get mad for the wrong fad. When she sleeps she doesn't make a peep. Quiet as a fox she hides in a box. I think you're awesome like a blossom. If I sang you a lullaby would you be my valentine?
by knittingkritters February 13, 2014
Get the Kalemug. a fat stupid wigger who eats all tylers food after school every day and wears his hat like a jackass.he also goes to the horse stable every day and eats horse shit
by tommy wilson February 13, 2004
Get the kalemug. by sbhanderi April 23, 2017
Get the Kalemug. 
probably one of the chill + funniest people you could know. his/her humor may be dark but once you get to know them, they become one of the most W person you'd know
and also 🥬
and also 🥬
ace (minority): five nights at crackers (im in that game as the night guard)
Kale: we couldn’t see you, your too dark
Kale: we couldn’t see you, your too dark
by Acers Rating Gaming August 15, 2023
Get the Kalemug. Destined to become the most athletic football player to go to Horatio high school. He is very loyal to his friends and the ones he loves.
by EmmaRay69420 December 8, 2019
Get the Kalemug.