Kale

The most sweetest guy in the world but when it comes down to it at the end of the day he will tear your pussy up he loves pussy and will make you never want a different dick again get yourself a kale he suck a sweetie pie!

I got me some kale dick last night

by Getyousome June 9, 2018

Kale

A Kale is a really sweet guy. He is loyal and helpful when you need him. He is a great friend and will always be there for you. If you have a Kale in your life than don't let him go!

Kale is such a great guy!
I wouldn't choose any one else to be my friend

by Centaur99 June 19, 2020

kaled it

a phrase used by gen z to describe almost any situation. It could be used when something really good happens or when something goes awfully.

damn, you really kaled it with that test!

by carla davis April 25, 2021

Kale

Kale (verb) to kale, to be kaled.

To kale - to attack someone with, or be attacked with kale.

Did you hear about that guy who got kaled last night?

by Suzie6toes June 12, 2019

Kale

The Man I Love More Than Anything In The World:D

Kale I Love You So Much!!

by Hunny February 25, 2005

Kale

A pretty cool cat that likes to wear a hat. Doesn't really get mad for the wrong fad. When she sleeps she doesn't make a peep. Quiet as a fox she hides in a box. I think you're awesome like a blossom. If I sang you a lullaby would you be my valentine?

Kale likes to dance in advance.

by knittingkritters February 13, 2014

Kale

Child.

Kale is a child.

by SquidwardsClarinet_ March 20, 2021