kugelschreiberspitzer

German for a ballpoint pen sharpener - the most useful tool on the planet

Oh damn, my pen's gone dull, wish I had a kugelschreiberspitzer right now!

by kugelschreiberspitzer December 12, 2021

Kabelsalat

Well, when your cabels just muddle up you call it in german „kabelsalat“

Person 1:such a kabelsalat!
Person 2:what?
Person 1: my cables muddle up
Person 2: ah ok

by Draxocountryballyt January 3, 2022

kageussy

kageussy is an amazing tiktoker (not really) who makes kinda good edits🤷 ♂️ they're medium. anyways they also have no friends lolziesss!! oh ANDNND they had/have a crush on dr.phil!!

you saw kageussy on your fyp?! was it about dr.phil? 😒

by danzthemanz? May 7, 2022

Kagelpa

a sexualy attractive grandmother/mother from Nepalese and Tibetian slang, often used by young schoolboys reffereing to each others grandmothers/mothers

ur grandma a total Kagelpa!!! UwU

by CharlesTheIdiot August 30, 2022

Flexing Kegels

Flexing kegels is flexing nuts but for the ladies.

“Sarah be flexing kegels now that she’s team lead.”

by The Z Meister June 7, 2022

pre-Kegels

Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.

In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!

by QuacksO November 5, 2024