Slut-Kabob

When your dick is long enough to go through 1 or more sluts and 2 or more sluts are on it.

Jonah’s Slut-Kabob was crazy at the party last night !

by Slut-Kabober May 29, 2018

Douche Kabob

A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.

Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.

by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020

marshmellow kabob

When a man slides large marshmellows over his cock for another person to eat. Can be one marshmellow or how many can fit.

Ryan: Hey amanda i made you a marshmellow kabob!

Amanda: Yum.

Ryan: make sure you get all the sticky residue afterwards, last time the sugar made my cock stick to my boxers.

by Discordia Foxwater December 24, 2011

Shit Kabob

When you take a shit and put in on a stick then freeze it so that you can later consume it.

Hey man, pass me another shit kabob!

by KALYNALTNEL May 7, 2018

Cunt Kabob

A woman/bitch who is very skinny who you believe is a cunt.

That girl is a Cunt Kabob.

by Raked January 10, 2008

sheesh kabob

Similar to geeze, an exclamation that expresses frustration when someone is overreacting, but it has many more uses. A mixture of "sheesh" and "shish kabob."

Sheesh kabob! You don't have to be such a bitch about it!

by KatiaIvaII August 2, 2011

brain kabob

An array of sequenced mental activity. Generally, a series of thoughts.

The President solved a conflict the other day in the Middle East after a hemorrhaging brain kabob with world leaders.

The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.

by java monster February 18, 2008