slob kabob

adj.,
commonly known as a extrememly messy kisser /also sloppy in the sac ..

"man, Talia is such a slob kabob,
you shouldve seen all the spit on Dereks face after they snogged."

by beryy<3 July 17, 2009

sex kabob

when your dick happens to be so big that you can fit multiple chicks on it at once

"so there were all these girls around me and i wanted to fuck them all, and i realized my dick was so big...i just wanted to have a sex kabob!"

by alec avagina October 14, 2008

Shit shity shish kabob

An alternative to the word "shit" used for when you mess up, but only so mildy that you cause no major harm. Best said in very faggy voice.

Jim: "Hey Gary, is that toast burning?"
Gary: "Oh, shit shity shish kabob.

by Jackage September 30, 2006

marshmellow kabob

When a man slides large marshmellows over his cock for another person to eat. Can be one marshmellow or how many can fit.

Ryan: Hey amanda i made you a marshmellow kabob!

Amanda: Yum.

Ryan: make sure you get all the sticky residue afterwards, last time the sugar made my cock stick to my boxers.

by Discordia Foxwater December 24, 2011

Slut-Kabob

When your dick is long enough to go through 1 or more sluts and 2 or more sluts are on it.

Jonah’s Slut-Kabob was crazy at the party last night !

by Slut-Kabober May 29, 2018

Douche Kabob

A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.

Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.

by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020

Shit Kabob

When you take a shit and put in on a stick then freeze it so that you can later consume it.

Hey man, pass me another shit kabob!

by KALYNALTNEL May 7, 2018