JizzaBelle

Dark, mystical, majestic, curious, angry, passionate, sexual, deviant, ambitious, luring, the one and only, ultimate, higher being, queen of the other side

After I spoke to her I realized that she is the JizzaBelle!

by JizzaBelle Spade May 26, 2018

Jizzard

The act of four men masturbating into a box fan with the sole objective of blasting jizz onto a lucky participant’s face.

The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.

Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.

by Daddylongdick813 March 12, 2019

jizzaster

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous

Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!

by tbosien3 February 15, 2010

Jizzalicious

something so delicious it makes you jizz your pants at the first bite :)

dude that sandwhich was jizzalicious tell your mom too make more!

by Devin Hampton Taylor November 2, 2006

jizzaroni and cheese

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something

jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche

by evak April 6, 2008

jizzauce

Jizzauce includes the act of actually spreading or smearing the jizz as if it were a sauce, almost to be received as a special treat by the recipient. Not to be confused with the generic term "jizz" or "cum" or "semen", which is just the white, gooey liquid.

I wanna jizzauce all over that hot girl's tits.

If you piss me off again, man, I'm gonna jizzauce all over your face while you sleep tonight!

by NUGe13 July 20, 2010

Jizzack

(n) Liquid emitted from the male sexual organ, said in a l337 manner.

D00d, he got jizzack all over the bizatch's fizace!

by Oya June 6, 2003