jurisdiction pud-pulling

When people and/or organizations fight over responsibilities or ownership of a situation or duty

Two District Attorneys are jurisdiction pud-pulling over this murder rather than solving the crime.

by jondich February 28, 2020

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Jurisprudential Tumors

Homosocialist judicial decisions that, by way of judges that think that they are legislators that make shit up as they go along to the detriment of the Constitution, are judicially-manufactured cancers that need to be eradicated.

(AKA: Bullshit that clings to life under the bastardized doctrine of stare decisis)

The case of Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005), is a fine example of one of many jurisprudential tumors, for is eviscerates the rights of private property owners by judicial fiat.

by Gerald Busey June 23, 2008

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Jurisdicted

When Heathah blinds her boss on an email sent to me about not being able to vote and it really upset me because she was not jurisdicted

She couldn't vote because she got home late because she wasn't jurisdicted.

by PinkyFloydy October 18, 2008

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Jurisdictionally Challenged

When the prospects look dim for litigating in your choice of forum.

Partner: "You did the research, can our client sue here in Maine?"
Associate: "You're not gonna like this, but I think we're jurisdictionally challenged."

by GW1L July 20, 2008

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Jurastik

Adj. A description of anything so extreme and DRASTIC that it is of a Jurassic level (ref. Jurassic Park)

Primarily used to describe states of consciousness whether in reference to surprise, frustration, anxiety, or sobriety.

Often preceded by the adjective "hella" (see Hella)

"yo I got too faded last night and woke up in a hospital. my life is hella jurastik"

"she just started eating everything then I got freaked out. It was a situation of jurastik proportions man"

"nah nigga dey lack it. everything we do is digi3C jurastik"

by YodelAtchaBoyScout January 24, 2012

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