junkalanche

Junk + Avalanche. When a large pile of stuff falls and envelopes around something or the unfortunate someone.

Person 1 - Watch out! a junkalanche!!!
Person 2 - (gets covered in stuff)

by Thomas E Light January 12, 2018

Junkasorasrex

A guy named Jarred who loves a good thick

Hey look at that guy jarred having a wack!!

He is a junkasorasrex

by Sonicishectic February 19, 2022

junkdar

The uncanny ability of a junkie/drug user to locate substances at any given time or location

Billy's junkdar struck again: we were having a good time at the bar and next think you know he's got an eight-ball. He ruined another 'beer only' night with his junkdar.

by Scumberry August 21, 2006

junkaholic

of, relating to, caused by compulsive spending, emassing large collections of items, junk, of interest.

One affected with Junkitis.

A typical Junkaholic is when a person spends all of their spare time going to flea markets, yard/garage sales, shopping malls, thrift stores, online sites, endlessly searching and buying items of interest.

by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011

junkatarian

A person who only eats junk food.

Person A: "I just became a vegetarian. So I can't eat meat."
Person B: "Fuck that. I'm a junkatarian."
Person A: "What is that?"
Person B: It means I eat cheese doodles and chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, lunch and dinner."

by MrNoobTubeGamer March 2, 2016

junkard

A person who allows junk including cars, trash or other debris to accumulate in thier yard or on thier property without any apparent regard for the resulting eyesore to neighbors or other passers by.

"...My brother Andrew finally moved away from Oroville, WA on account of all the junkards who live there."

by nickgyver August 19, 2008

junked (it) up

To screw up.

Greg tried to make dinner but he totally junked (it) up and burnt everything.

Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.

by skryblz March 25, 2009