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Nintendo Juke

The act of shaking, avoiding, deking a defender in Madden or NHL without using designated button assigned for that purpose. Basically using just the dpad or Analog to avoid the defender.
I can't believe you scored on me with that nintendo juke bullshit.
by Tyhump July 16, 2011
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Jokestar

(n) A person who is known for making funny jokes and wise cracks on a consistent basis. Often times there jokes may be inappropriate and often times take jokes to far.
Kathryn was the life of the party and is known as the community Jokestar.
by Steele Phil June 20, 2011
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Offensive Jokes

Things that people don't find funny because they are fucking pussies who can't take a joke! Some people would even call it "racist". Well shame on them!
Some offensive jokes include:

1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!

3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
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Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!

That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
by GroominGabe February 24, 2015
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poo-juke

When you feel like you need to poop but only farts come out when you sit down to do your business. Your poo has "juked" you out, like the L/R-trigger move in Madden or an ankle-breaking crossover by CP3.
Me: "Damn, I thought that I had to take a dump, but when I sat down all that came out were farts..."

Friend: "I hate getting poo-juked, it takes half the fun out of pooping."
by Middle Child July 22, 2012
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We'll reject inside jokes

We'll reject inside jokes is another one of the main Rules that is not followed and ignored by the users and editors of this webshite.
Urban Dictionary: Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
by LMAO_Trooper February 22, 2021
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Juke jam

A party which consists of a group of people listening to music.
Joe:"that was a great juke jam."
Bob:"indeed the music was on point."
by Bmak October 1, 2016
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