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Jukestick 

1. In Madden NFL Football, the use of the right analog stick to perform ball-running manuvers to avoid being tackled.

2. The hypothetical or literal mechanism used to perform dodges or other evasive maneuvers.
While being chased by enemy ships, Peppy told Fox to do a barrel roll. Fox used the "jukestick" to initiate the barrel roll and successfully avoid enemy fire.
Jukestick by bleeperwagon February 7, 2010
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Slang word used to refer to the male penis.
Touch my jopestick!!
jopestick by Matt Fields December 21, 2004
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jadestick 

"The woman proved adept in love making and, while he put her tiny toes in his mouth, she placed his jadestick in hers" (Chinese Footbinding: The History of a Curious Erotic Custom, 132).

jumpsticker 

1)A polite definition used by mothers-in-law to denote idiots on the road. 2)A person whom angers a mother-in-law.
1)Did you see that jumpsticker just cut me off?! 2)My youngest daughters boyfriend is a jumpsticker!

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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