Joozinek

The Southpark synonym for a hot chick, a stripper or a hooker, used by aliens. In the Southpark episode 'Cancelled', the boys travel to an alien planet far far away only to realize that the universe is just a weekly TV show aired on FOGLE TV, an alien network, and is supposed to be cancelled !
The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.

Alien 1: Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !

by Kratos4eva June 7, 2011

Joziah

A funny, mean, but really intelligent and bright young man. He is super sexy but a lot of people are afraid to ask him out. He is very nasty & freaky. He has struggles of staying to himself. He sticks up for family and friends. Has no fear of anything. People get his kindness confused as something else. Get you a Joziah, he will make you the happiest!

“Joziah is so cute and funny. He’s been my crush for the longest.”

by Cute Boy Names March 18, 2018

Jizzin Around

A term used for when someone is wasting a significant amount of time, or messing around doing nothing.

- Yo, so what did you do today?
- Nothing man, just stayed at home alone jizzin around.

-Dude wake up! Stop jizzin around, put your pants on and let's go!

by A Free Load June 3, 2010

Jizzioke

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth, and makes her sing "Dont Stop Believen'" By Journey

Dude I made Brandi "jizzioke" last night.. NICE

by HellraiserMcGee September 29, 2010

Jizzify

1. When anything is so awesome, you could instantly jizz. (Literally or figuratively)

Yo, Guelker, I went to this strip club the other day. Boy was it jizzifying.

Hey bro, did you watch The Avengers? That fucking movie was jizzifying.

by Chuck_Mony May 2, 2013

Jizzitus

The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..

Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'

by The Burgemiester of Torbay.. June 29, 2013

jizziquette

The customary behavior of providing only the most exquisite sperm to your significant other by eating a healthy diet

He had such a refined jizziquette, a flamboyant, devil-may-care yet introspective sauce.

by Pineapple4dayz August 5, 2017