Jousting

Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.

Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"

by Doug Waldman December 2, 2013

Shower jousting

a shower joust is where two guys are taking a shower and decide to joust with their wet penises

man 1: hey wanna shower joust together no homo man2: sure man shower jousting sounds fun no homo

by papa spaghettios June 6, 2018

Spine Jousting

A new-age term for gay butt sex wherein both 'mo's are standing, and the receiving bloke is bent over.

I hear there is going to be a Spine Jousting tent at the gay pride rally.

by estratton February 26, 2008

Blimp Jousting

When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.

'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'

'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'

by Beenie Blackbuckles October 12, 2011

clam jostling

A euphemism for a particular sexual practice between two women involving the grinding together of the labia and clitoral hoods of each woman upon one another in a scissoring motion of the legs.

A survey has shown that the number one recreational activity for stripper midgets is clam jostling.

by garybaldi February 12, 2010

Genital Jousting

The highest rated videogame of 2016, in which players take the form of giant slithering dicks and attempt to penetrate the other players.

Dude the dlc for Genital Jousting is finaly out.

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 27, 2016

Verbal Jousting

The act of arguing and fighting with another person verbally.
To trash talk and call one another names.

Verbal Jousting:
Bob: "Billy your nothing but a scrawny little emo queer!!"
Billy Bob: "Shut the fuck up you long nosed ffffaggot!"

by Verbal Jousting October 30, 2009