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Jonty

A handsome gentleman that loves a small women. He is very dirty minded and loves sex. He is a sporty small kid that probably doesn't play rugby. Jonty would marry and name that starts with cat. He is very desperate.
'Hey whats your name? 'My name is Jonty' What is your name? 'My name starts with cat'then Jonty says' Meow'!!!!
by BenDover_69_ September 27, 2020
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A bit of a mental lad when west ham are playing he loves using his extremely large ballsack as a parachute and to strangle other football hooligans. Jonty can not be harmed because he owns stone island (if you know you know aye) he usually has a brother called sonny he spends a lot of his time raw dogging xl bulls
ur such a Jonty
by 68rtgher January 30, 2024
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Jonty, a little boy with a tiny pee pee who cant keep, it in his pants, let alone keep a girlfriend happy.
stupid name it means small dick is gibberish !
Girl-> Get a job!
Jonty-> No ill just go fuck me best friends ex!
Girl-> *blocked*
by greg peels May 7, 2023
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JONTY

Praise - When an individual gives someone that is doing great or levelling up, praise with an acronym.
"Swear down you're getting married?! Nah you're JONTY"

"I'm what?"

"You're JONTY! Just On Next Tings Yeah!!"

"Man's JONTY"
by Just On Next Tings Init January 18, 2021
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HLTV's most respected forum user. Often refers to other users as friend.
Dude 1: Have u ever been banned?
Dude 2: Ofc dude, i'm not as nice as Jonty, that would be impossible
by I_play_b_rotation April 28, 2021
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jonty is a karen that wears black airforces pass it on 🤓🤓
damn they are so annoying, just like a jonty.
by thanosisalwaysright October 15, 2021
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Used to describe someone politically underdeveloped, ignorant and uneducated.
Especially someone that makes false claims.
person 1: “you’re such a jonty bro stfu”
person 2: “you just don’t like my opinions
by nupid_stiggers September 19, 2025
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