Jonty

Short man usually desired by gay men such as Alex. He usually has a small penis and thinks he is funny but actually no one likes him.

"Jonty, you aren't funny."

"At least I dont have a small penis

"But you do you retard, and no one likes you except gay men with insta max cameras"

by SexyCucumber1934 June 3, 2020

Jonty

Used to describe someone politically underdeveloped, ignorant and uneducated.
Especially someone that makes false claims.

person 1: “you’re such a jonty bro stfu”
person 2: “you just don’t like my opinions”

by nupid_stiggers September 19, 2025

Jonty

a kid who thinks he is the biggest cunt on the block, but in reality, will get rolled by Pepper Pig.
usually hangs around Tbay or Centrals depends the day.
kinda looks like Rowley Jefferson from Diary of a wimpy kid.

"Timmy do you know where Jonty is?"
"yeah mate he is at Centrals feeding his hole"

by Sug_Madic March 8, 2020

Jonty

jonty is a karen that wears black airforces pass it on 🤓🤓

damn they are so annoying, just like a jonty.

by thanosisalwaysright October 15, 2021

Jonty

Jonty, a little boy with a tiny pee pee who cant keep, it in his pants, let alone keep a girlfriend happy.
stupid name it means small dick is gibberish !

Girl-> Get a job!
Jonty-> No ill just go fuck me best friends ex!
Girl-> *blocked*

by greg peels May 7, 2023

Jonty fuckson

A Ryan and a Daniel have a girl on the spit, a Fred slapping her on the back (with his baseball bat), a Jonty in the corner masturbating and a Danny leading through the window filming (also masturbating)

Me and the boys successfully completed the “Jonty fuckson” last night, all the boys got around it!!

by Ya Allah May 7, 2018

jonty lee

Man with the world's biggest penis

Is that at Jonty Lee??

by Andrew.p620 August 24, 2016