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jensen ackles

a very hot dude who plays as Dean Winchester in the CW show Supernatural. In the show he loves pie , his car , and his Sammy.
"bring me some pie "
"don't touch my car "
"don't touch my Sammy!!!"

Jensen ackles "i just picked up these pants because i was in a hurry and i didn't know they had a hole in the knee"
Jared padalecki "and you did't think to look and see if they had a hole in the knee"
Jensen ackles "i was in a hurry"
by samanddeansgirl21 September 21, 2020
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poop jones

a man who you can blame all of your problems on
Bob: no more parking spots?
Alberto: that poop jones must of taken the last one.
by shartz mcgee January 25, 2009
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Rusty Jones

slang, verb (Rus-tee-Jonz)

The act of spraying another's undercarriage with semen or other bodily discharge, leaving a protective coating.
I pulled out of Jane and proceeded to give her a Rusty Jones.
by The Double D December 30, 2010
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Ynez Jones

Ynez Jones is a very beautiful girl that has many dreams of becoming someone in life. Her name means pure and yet she is the perfect definition of her name. She has such a sweet personality and very nice to whomever she meets. I have to say the first time I laid eyes on her I thought she was a gift from the heavens above. She is also Trinidadian ;)
That girl Ynez Jones should be a model! Beautiful Awesome Fun
by Dema123 August 24, 2012
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jinsexual

The sexuality in which one is only attracted to BTS member Kim Seokjin, also known as Jin
Person A: What's your sexuality?
Person B: I'm jinsexual, I'm only attracted to Jin.
by bokuboba June 21, 2018
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Jobseeker's Allowance

Also known as JSA, this is the standard state handout to the unemployed in the UK.
Jobseeker's Allowance is paid by Jobcentre Plus to Jobseekers, who are required to actively seek work.
In order to receive Jobseeker's Allowance you must go to a branch of Jobcentre Plus so that a member of staff (a Dictator) can find out what sort or work you will have to look for - which is usually the most lowest paid, temporary and agency work. This will be called your Jobseekers Agreement.
If the dictator decides you are doing enough to find work, you will get paid a paltry sum that is not enough to live on.
In order to continue receiving Jobseekers Allowance, you must visit the Jobcentre Plus every 2 weeks - known as "Signing On" to show a dictator evidence of what you have done to find the work that is put down on your Jobseeker's Agreement.
This is very demeaning and the Dictator will make you feel very small and guilty that you are still a jobseeker.
If the dictator thinks you have applied for enough menial jobs but havent got one, you will be eligible for another payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
You will then have to go back in another 2 weeks to do this again for your next payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
If the Dictator decides you are not applying for enough jobs, he or she will stop your claim and you will no longer be eligible for any Jobseeker's Allowance.
I'm going up the pub tonight, got me Jobseeker's Allowance paid today!
by unemployed person April 22, 2009
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Jughead Jones

The Best character on Riverdale. One half of bughead, one fourth of the core four, the detective. Cute
“WOW Jughead Jones is literally so cute!”
by Bughead Shipper11 August 7, 2018
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