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Jonston

Jonston is a guy who is like a present with lots of coverings that are hard to open. It’s hard to open him up, but once you do it is all true, and sweet! He may seem insensitive on the outside sometimes, but he truly cares about his family and friends and he is ~seriously~ funny. Even when he is going through something hard himself, he always offers to help people around him. He is also very smart due to his hard work and has lots of talents. Jonston is also a very positive person and tries his best to look on the brighter side of life. One of the best things about him is that he almost never lies. People like him because of his honest and fun yet serious nature.
Person1: Woah they know everything
Person2: Oh, it must be a Jonston
by froggeypersoney December 18, 2021
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Jon's Dick

Its the ugliest thing ever. It is worse than roadkill. It is like taking a shit and dressing it up as a person
JOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Jon's Dick" is sweaty
by Dick Pulls April 19, 2014
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Jonsen

To be going through withdrawals usually associated with drugs. More specifically marijuana.
Got any pot Pip? I'm jonsen.
by Dudeman January 10, 2004
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Jonsa

A popular fan ship in Game of Thrones pairing together Jon Snow and his sister-turned-cousin Sansa Stark. Disliked by a large portion of the fan base.
Tom: What's you're favourite jonsa scene?
Luke: I dunno, I'm not really into that...
by hahanothinbro April 4, 2019
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Jonsa

A disgusting ship in Game of Thrones that suggests Jon Snow and Sansa Stark will be a couple. It is a plague on the Game of Thrones community.
Jonsa shipper: Did you see the scene where Jon reunited with Sansa?! It was epic, I know they are going to be a great couple!
Normal person: Get the fuck out.
by kingkong32 September 26, 2018
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Jonson

Is the missing Chuck Norris' brother. He make everyting Chuck Norris has. Jonson is such a nigga. In a good way. Negro
Is that Chuck Norris?
No man! is Jonson!
by Jonsoneitor February 25, 2009
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Jonsiling

A type of oral sex peformed on a man.
Came from the words, jap and tonsils.
Niamh is jonsiling Matthew behind those appartments.

OR

Niamh jonsiled Matthew in his bedroom twice tonight.
by magicballs October 6, 2011
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