Jonni

Jonni is a name for fucking bitches and faggots. Jonni is a druggie who drinks and dies. He often gets tattoos at the tattoo parlor when he's bored. Having the name Jonni is fucking bad and means you're a fucking bitch.

Jonni is a fucking bitch

by TheScooter879 August 24, 2017

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jonnica

the language of the jonnes. it is a very elaborate african dialect and consists of clicks, groans, grunts, moans, and other various vocal cord abuse.

american woman: hey! what nationality are you?

jonne man: ghhaaa ghaaa-jonnicaaaa kakk gheeeee

(american woman backs away slowly)

by Shaniniqwa June 27, 2008

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jonnyitus

To take on the appearance of a rubber jonny, after a particular bad event has taken place. e.g. physical exercise, night out
Large people tend towards this description more than the slight, due to having more areas of the body that can go flacid and limp
Condition lasts an indeterminate amount of time, depending on extent of bad event.

Sometimes used to refer to someone who is useless.

'you really have caught jonnyitus after that late night out. you won't be able to do anything for the rest of the day.'

'he has a serious case of jonnyitus'

by Oxford chapter for prevention of lies November 12, 2008

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Jonnie

A ship between Johnny Orlando and Annie Leblanc. This is the worst ship ever, considering that they don't know each other. Some people want them to write a song together, but what are they gonna write about?

Jonnie doesn't exist but jenzie does :)

by JonnieDoesntExist June 9, 2017

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