Floppy Haired Wide-Boy Jonathon R(W)oss, is a prominant Uk TV Prostitute who enthralls his misguided audience with a hilarious comedy speech defect routine that never fails to nauseate, Everything that comes out of his mouth is actually Shite. This is due to an Anus-Mouth swap operation he had at birth that proved so popular with the UK TV licence paying public that they voluntarily agreed to pay him 6 Million Pounds of their money, thus giving him the nickname 'The C**t!'.
Jonathon 'Dog-Cock' Woss's condition has improved in recent months after the successful removal of a slimy parasitic Russel Brand from his Rectum, the only side affect being his wife, Jordan's hair turing Pink!
Jonathon 'Dog-Cock' Woss's condition has improved in recent months after the successful removal of a slimy parasitic Russel Brand from his Rectum, the only side affect being his wife, Jordan's hair turing Pink!
Reporter: 'Hey Jonathan, why do they call you the 'C**t'?
Jonathon Ross: ' Becawse I am a £6million public scwewing C**t, that's why!'
Reporter: ' Is that why your wife Jordan's hair is pink?'
Jonathon Ross: 'No, Its because I am Jonathon Ross, The C**t!'
Jonathon Ross: ' Becawse I am a £6million public scwewing C**t, that's why!'
Reporter: ' Is that why your wife Jordan's hair is pink?'
Jonathon Ross: 'No, Its because I am Jonathon Ross, The C**t!'
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Bobalinda: 'haha stop you "Jonathon" it tickles too much!'
Jonathon: 'They dont call it the "Jonathong" for nothing'
Jonathon: 'They dont call it the "Jonathong" for nothing'
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Hey Alex! Look at this new video uploaded by Johnathanz Storiez!! He really says "Sticking out your GYATT rizzler! You're so Skibidi! You're so fanum tax! I just wanna be your Sigma!!!!!!"
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