by Ndbebfbe September 13, 2015
Get the johnisha mug.1) A badass; the coolest, sexiest, most handsome, smooth talkin' motherfucker one could ever possibly hope to meet in two..maybe even three lifetimes. Simply shaking hands makes girls orgasm and guys turn into homosexuals. Can be recognized by seizure causing good looks, an angel's tongue and an enormous penis.
2) A Hard On
3) Dynamite, or any other kind of explosive.
4) A sexual position in which four chicks simultaneously get fucked by the same man. Can only be accomplished by one man....
2) A Hard On
3) Dynamite, or any other kind of explosive.
4) A sexual position in which four chicks simultaneously get fucked by the same man. Can only be accomplished by one man....
1) Holy shit that guy is clearly Johnie
--How can you tell?
Because he fucked me and it was better than the best I could ever imagine
2.) She started licking my asshole and I got an immediate Johnie
3.) Shove some Johnie in that hole and lets blow that shit up.
4.) Indescribable
--How can you tell?
Because he fucked me and it was better than the best I could ever imagine
2.) She started licking my asshole and I got an immediate Johnie
3.) Shove some Johnie in that hole and lets blow that shit up.
4.) Indescribable
by TheSpamoni June 3, 2010
Get the Johnie mug.by Joni-Lee August 8, 2007
Get the jonilee mug.The one boy who's perfect. He's sexy, funny, and well-rounded. He looks like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. They are always passionate about their relationships, so consider it lucky if he's your girlfriend.
by Xx_Diet_Coke_xX June 11, 2018
Get the Johnluke mug.A very cool kid who basically doesn't say no to any dare, he hasn't pussied out of 98% of all the dares given to him. He is what is known as a savage. He is also a wamen respecter, he doesn't get involved in cringey gang shit. He also plays basketball, he is an MVP that literally never rests. He likes to play with his 2,000 side chicks, and remember, even your mom rides him :)
Wow, Johnell really crossed Ryan up the other day?!
Elijah: Yeah I heard that Ryan l i t e r a l l y broke his ankles, he got rushed to the emergency room.
The crowd: wHoA!! Im gonna start riding on Johnell too!
The 8th graders: OMG HE IS EVEN BETTER THAN MICHAEL JAIDEN!!!
Elijah: Yeah I heard that Ryan l i t e r a l l y broke his ankles, he got rushed to the emergency room.
The crowd: wHoA!! Im gonna start riding on Johnell too!
The 8th graders: OMG HE IS EVEN BETTER THAN MICHAEL JAIDEN!!!
by inevitableloser November 24, 2018
Get the Johnell mug.Jonila means "Gift of God" in the ancient albanian language and is an over 3000 years old name. She is fierce, stubborn and succedes in everything she touches. Everytime she enters a room she fills it with her big energy. That's why many people hate her: she's a powefull, beautiful and intelligent goddess and many people envy her. Only a few people can handle her big balls attitude. That's why she attracts many. She only has a few real friends tho because she likes to keep her circle small.
She has built many walls around her and only a few people can reach her soft and vulnerable core. So if you know a Jonila and you've ever seen her vulnerable side: feel blessed because you were chosen by the goddess herself.
Jonilas are very rare to find. She's the Beyonce in her friendsgroup.
She has built many walls around her and only a few people can reach her soft and vulnerable core. So if you know a Jonila and you've ever seen her vulnerable side: feel blessed because you were chosen by the goddess herself.
Jonilas are very rare to find. She's the Beyonce in her friendsgroup.
Person: What's a Jonila?
Other Person: You will feel blessed if you know one, because then you've been chosen by the goddess herself!
Other Person: You will feel blessed if you know one, because then you've been chosen by the goddess herself!
by erykahzahra November 21, 2021
Get the Jonila mug.Mostly Geminis and usally are crazy as fuck and always are fun to be with and are always down for whatever someone amd don't care what people say or think about them ....... Most of the time you never want to lose them they are always the best friend you can ever have
Johniques are always the best friend and girlfriend you can have
I want that girl to be mine she's a Johnique
I want that girl to be mine she's a Johnique
by Paisley casterphore June 5, 2016
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