johnessa

Johnessa usually a dark skinned female. Typical extremly curvy and wide hipped. Johnessa is very talented and open-minded. She is a jack of all trades and loves pleasing others. Typical good in bed with males or females. Loves to go out but enjoys to just chill. Johnessa is extremely nice but cross her and she can be your worst nightmare

"I would marry a girl like johnessa"

by Yung birdman December 5, 2013

joneser

Also see Bum Drunk, One who will stop at nothing to render what ever he is "Jonesing" for.

Fucking Joneser was Jonesing last night, What a fucking fiend

by Dr. Know October 16, 2003

Johnsen

The genitalia (Not the testes, but the penis) of a man. "Johnsen" refers to the actual penis of the man, not the crotch, the testicles, or any other region.

If the person in question has several "Johnsen"s, then this person is referred to as "Johnsenrific".

"Look there, my children! That's my Johnsen!"

by Johnsen Johnsen June 17, 2009

jonesed

1) to come up short on something. 2)to get {screwed} the short end of the bargain. 3) to lose by some others advantage
ORIGIN: To keep up with the jones' to be in a undesirable position because of someone else's improved position.

When I went to the bathroom I got jonesed because someone used the last of the tissue and did not replace it!

by cobra March 31, 2004

johnestly

Being honest with your good pal John.

"Yo johnestly, you gotta break up with her dude"

by Mikemurph99 July 18, 2016

Johniese

Is sweet kind heart possibly bipolar name is very unique older and they look has straight teeth and always white has big tits and ass and can twerk May have a mean look on their face but cool when you get to know them Take your breath away makes you smile and laugh all the time can be the best relationship you have ever been in doesn’t where makeup she is Beautiful but Always doubts herself always when she know who she is always has a hair and nails done always put together and likes to be mean for no reason And have a bad attitude

Guy, I won’t a loyal girl

Her, I keep telling u I’m the one

Guy, what yo name I’m google it

Her, Johniese ☺️

by Johniese 123 October 22, 2019

Johnesty

Being truthful with the police after being busted for soliciting a prostitute.

I thought johnesty would be the best policy after the cops nailed me for picking up a whore but they still arrested me.

by Marveloso December 21, 2019