Johnesha

the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is willing to do just about anything for her friends and family. if you ever get yourself a Johnesha, don't let her go because she is absolutely perfect. her smile, her heart, and her beautiful brown eyes are the best things about her. she is an angel straight from the heavens.

boy: who is that girl?
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect

by jkristie04 December 19, 2019

johndle

In Johnson we trust

Wassup Johndle

by Youngmoodz February 7, 2022

Johndenvered

When a peer plays "Take Me Home, Country Roads " by John Denver and screams the lyrics.

*Friend plays Take Me Home, Country Roads*
Oh shit bro he is about to get Johndenvered.
*Friend screams lyrics*
Oh yeah, he got Johndenvered.

by good old max February 5, 2019

Johnest

Saying something that might sound rude to other people but you are actually being honest, not rude.

(tbj) To be "johnest" your house looks like a pack of hyenas insides with ribs that look like roadkill

by DominoRussia May 6, 2021

Joined The Book Club

Converting to Christianity (or any religion) and becoming overly preachy and elitist about it.

"Dude, David's become such a lame-o ever since he joined the book club."

by PrincessJetta February 28, 2009

Johner

When a person named Jonah gets a boner.

Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.

by Dale Yea May 28, 2018

jooned

To have either material or time "stolen" or borrowed for an unspecified time.

Usually done by a person who is too cheap to buy their own stuff or able to do things on their own.

Someone took my seat, man I got jooned.

by Joon W February 19, 2009