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The hot hippie chick who had sex for the enviromental organization Fuck for Forest on stage at a Cumshots concert in Norway.
Ah, Leona Johansson. I'd hit it, and I'd even be saving the rainforest!
by tokerat July 10, 2004
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Scarlett Johansson

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One of the hottest things to ever walk this planet.
A: Whos that very hot woman over there.
B: O thats Scarlett Johansson
by Arpi December 30, 2004
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johannesevangeliet

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Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school
omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?
by franky fly_ February 27, 2020
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Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.
Casual expression:

"Oh my Johannes!"
by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010
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Johannie

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Probably the best girlfriend one could possibly have. She is dazzlingly beautiful and also super smart. She is open-minded, trustworthy, and dedicated, and will be by your side through thick and thin. And she will also never cease o make you smile.
by Bombarde May 23, 2013
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Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.

He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.

It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.

If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.
Girl 1: Did you see the good looking boy yesterday? He gave me the best hug I’ve ever had!
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend

Girl 1: dammit
by Johannes Little Sister May 3, 2020
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Johannelund

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Johannelund, in West Stockholm, Sweden is a station on the Green Rail municipal commuter system.

This municipal railway system was, interestingly, started in 1941, the very same year that some other European railway systems were being bombed out of existence. Doubtless, the tax base that financed this particular railway was likely derived from funds obtained from trading with various warring powers (no need to mention specific countries, is there?).
In the late 20th and early 21st Centuries, a sometimes heated dialogue has emerged in Sweden about the country's former blindness to the midcentury crimes of the Nazis; members of both sides of this dialogue have ridden the Green Rail system, stopping, perhaps, at the Johannelund station, quite possibly unaware of how the funds for the railway system had been originally generated.
In all fairness to the Swedes, nonetheless, it should be pointed out that their country's attitude towards the Nazis was often influenced by the vulnerability of their geographical location. At times in the 1940s, Sweden was completely surrounded by German-controlled countries and, as such, could have been invaded at the drop of ein Stahlhelm (Ger: steel helmut).
by Dr Whosis December 12, 2009
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