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sports jockey

Refers to a male with unfulfilled dreams of sports stardom who then pressures his children into playing sports in the hope they achieve the stardom he failed to achieve.

The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.
Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.

Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?
by Loxi July 17, 2009
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jockey's breakfast

Had for myself a jockey's breakfast this morning, it was quite pleasant!
by top of the left October 18, 2007
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Corporate Jockey

People who act "Mr. Corporate", they have been in a corporate job long enough they have been brainwashed by the culture and group think. They speak all the corporate lingo. Corporate culture is all they know. They worship the corporate hierarchy and have forsaken their own individuality. They ride the corporate train real hard.
Michael is such a corporate jockey , everytime I talk to him he obsesses over the corporate hierarchy.
by MDude25 April 5, 2019
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jocelin

A smart, beautiful, girl with a really caring heart . she loves everyone but mostly if she has a boyfriend and she makes you laugh . she is perfection in a person . Everyone loves her and she has great hair, smile, and style . She normally has someone annoying in her family . She is also an angel that gets what she wants when she wants . She is a princess that is very shy and is also a people person . she is also cute .
Jocelin is an awesome girlfriend/friend .
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Binet jockey

A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.
As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.
by eViL pOp TaRt May 12, 2010
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Testicle Jockey

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.
Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"
by Herby Vershmales December 2, 2010
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Joceline

Joceline Is a pretty, adorable,funny,thick,loyal,freaky girl but don't get on her bad side. if I were you I wouldn't want to mess with her of you will be found dead on the floor
Someone: " omg I hate joceline soooo much"
Joceline: *punches her really hard
by Joceline295 December 16, 2019
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