Jobbie

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.

Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.

by Gav April 13, 2004

Jobby Golf

A game of wits, normally played in a field. The game involves using a stick to hit jobbies around the field. There is no real winner, but it passes time... Especially in Wales.

Man #1: "Wanna play Jobby Golf?"
"Man #2: "Yea, why not.. Theres nothing else to do in Wales."

by Aldo Cee January 12, 2009

Jooblet

a jooblet is the small bit of jobby that gets rejected by the rest and is left to be just a little dollop on its own.
or

a jooblet is the aftermath of dangleberrys when one of the bits fall off

"OH MY GOD SOMEONE TOTALLY MISSED THE TOILET AND LEFT A JOOBLET ON THE FLOOR!!"

"oh my your dangleberrys are so bad the jooblets are dropping from the ass hairs"

by camille face like jooblets May 3, 2009

jobbylicious

A taste in which tastes extremely bad but you get totally addicted to the taste until you eat too much of that thing and eventually die.

'URGH' that food was really jobbylicious...but...I WANT MORE!!!

by speedyweasel April 26, 2011

Jibobil

When something, someone, or a situation is fucked up, it is referred to as being a jibobil.
If someone is behaving like a cunt, they would also be referred to as being a jibobil.

What a Jibobil!

Ginger Jamie's being a right jibobil!

by Graffers90 December 17, 2019

Premium Snow Jobber

The act of dipping your penis into snow and then reiciving head while warm water is tossled around in the cock suckers mouth.

Everyone wants a Premium Snow Jobber from the Posse Of The Dirty Dale.

by posseakat September 12, 2005

Jobbie Weecha

A more fun idea than the sceptic tank, this "ladle on a spring" device that ejects poo from an aeroplane once you flush the toilet. The Jobbie Weecha reportedly "Weechs" the jobbie out so fast it disintegrates-answering queries on why there is no raining shit.

Popularized by Billy Connolly

"Where does your shit go on a plane? A sceptic tank couldn't hold that amount."

"The Jobbie Weecha Weechs it oot"

by Beef n chips October 21, 2009