jobbythehong

that one Asian retard that reviews action figures and has a sexual attraction to them

some guy: hey dude you watch jobbythehong
other guy: SWIVEL HERE

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

jobby stick

A long stick used to pick up pieces of jobby (poo).
The Jobby stick can be used to move or flick the jobby or chase your mates with.

Can be used in the game 'Poo Sticks'
See Also - Shitstick(7)

OH MY GOD!! did you see dave chasing keith with that jobby stick?

by davedavidson June 18, 2008

jobby sweep

a type of hair style when one uses ones hair to create a swooping side fringe without it being cut into a fringe

have you seen natashas hair? shes got a rare auld jobby sweep!

by jamboyadaftie August 6, 2010

jobey

To maliciously cut out a small part of a conversation (cut video, cropped screenshot) to make it look like a person said or did something they didn't. In other words, a specific type of no-context clip/image presented as proof and meant to mislead.

Sarah: Did really say that rape shouldn't be criminalized? You're a monster!
Steve: No..?
Sarah: I have proof, don't lie to me! We can't have psychopaths like you running around!
*Sarah sends screenshot*
Steve: Oh. Someone jobied that. I can send you the full conversation if you want. I actually was arguing how rape is a serious crime and shouldn't be compared to internet flirting.
Sarah: You're a liar!
*Steve sends screenshots*
Sarah: Oh, I feel dumb now. Why would someone do that?!

Jack: I don't approve of gay or transgender, because of my religion.
John: The Bible tells you to love thy brother and judge not, lest ye be judged. You can jobey it to say anything you want to, but don't put words in God's mouth.

by sandikun December 4, 2019

Joblivion

The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want.

Interviewer: So, tell me a bit about yourself..
You: I am a people person
Interviewer: And how do you think you benifit the company?
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: I see, so tell me why exactly you want to work for Macgyver's Shit Sandwiches, Sandwiches Made Of Authentic Human Shit?
You: FUCK

This is Joblivion

by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

jobbytan

Noun/Adjective: Jobby, Scots English, meaning fecies or shite. Tan, referring to the pigmentation process of turning skin (in this case anything) from white to brown. Jobbytan usually refers to the state of ones underpants or as an insult and can commonly be used in friendly conversation.

"Nice jobbytan you've got there."-Insult
"Hey jobbytan, Hows it going?"-Friendly/Jovial
"He's a jobbytan."-Insult

by FreeStyler177 April 2, 2006

Jobby Golf

A game of wits, normally played in a field. The game involves using a stick to hit jobbies around the field. There is no real winner, but it passes time... Especially in Wales.

Man #1: "Wanna play Jobby Golf?"
"Man #2: "Yea, why not.. Theres nothing else to do in Wales."

by Aldo Cee January 12, 2009