Jizz in my pants 

When a girl does something so stimulating you Jizz in your pants and make that crazy retarded face that all of us guys do.

"My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.

Jizz in my pants by Drew is da fuckin man. December 18, 2008

Jizzing On My Heart 

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.

Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

Jizzing On My Heart by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019

Jizzio

The type of recuperative excercise needed after sustaining a penis injury.

The doctor gave me a requisition for jizzio therapy, after that all night bang fest with Timmy's mom.

Jizzio by Triwolf July 30, 2018

Jazzin

When someone is lying or gassing a situation.

Mike- “Kim let me come over last night”
Tom- “ You jazzin bro, she said you only dropped her off”

Jazzin by KellzzBabyy January 25, 2019

Jizz in my pants 

A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.

Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Jizz in my pants by A DUDE13545 March 31, 2009

jizzon

A nickname for someone with the name Jon or John

"Hey Jizzon- isn't that your ho?"

jizzon by michizzle <3 November 14, 2007

Jizzing out 

Combination of spazzing out and being jazzed up. Happens when one is extremely excited and nervous at the same time.

I had a busy day ahead of me so I had two 5-Hour energy drinks. When I got on the train, I saw a super hot girl and then started jizzing out like crazy!

Jizzing out by StephenAwesome February 20, 2011