Jizzer

A Japanese slave.

I’m not fucking with a jizzer

by KingWigga69 February 15, 2020

master jizzer

one who can cum at large distances, perhaps 5 to 6 feet

that master jizzer got cum in my eye from across the room!

by literalmfmom February 20, 2017

Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011

jizzeration

An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.

This is my jizzeration rag.

by Jizz king July 25, 2018

Bed Jizzer

A guy who does not visit Porn Hub on the regular hence he has to become a Bed Jizzer.

Damn Ilya, you're such a Bed Jizzer

by Synapzz January 26, 2022

Little James Jizzer

When you take a trip to Epstein’s Island (Little James Island) and ejaculate on the building in the middle of the island

“Me and my boy took a trip to our birthplace and pulled a Little James Jizzer on my masters island”

by Appsych November 6, 2025

Upper Jizzer

When someone ejaculates in the back part of the toilet.

I was trying to be discreet so I took an upper jizzer in the bathroom

by Blomblom2396 June 4, 2024