Dick Jitters

When one has consumed too much Viagra (or any e.d. drug) and is having problems. Since the chemical involved in stimulating the penis is similar to caffeine, and since one can get the "jitters" from drinking too much coffee... hence the "dick jitters."

I wanted to make sure I really knocked the socks off that blonde the other night, so I took two Viagra... but I ruined everything when I got the dick jitters!

by Neptunium January 17, 2009

Shitter Jitters

A feeling of fright or uneasiness about defecating in a public or foreign bathroom.

Dave: Why is John so pale and nervous?

Walter: Oh, he just has a bad case of the Shitter Jitters because we're at a party and he has to drop a deuce.

by Silver Panther April 27, 2010

Coffee jitters

What happens when you drink coffe and you don't have food before.

I forgot to eat before I had my coffee and now I got the coffee jitters

by Bish boy May 17, 2016

Cajun Jitterbug

A sex act where two men stand back to back while spreading their butt cheeks and simultaneously grinding their assholes together whilst also turning their heads and making out.

Sorry bro I'm having a herpes outbreak, looks like we're doing the Cajun Jitterbug tonight.

by RammyB September 17, 2020

jitter juice

Coffee. Because coffee usually contains caffiene it gives some people jitters.

When Fred woke up this morning he drank a cup of jitter juice to wake up.

We will be here all night, better brew up some jitter juice.

by barbamatt May 25, 2010

Jitter-juice

The sandalwood smelling oil that jitters,crusties and general soap dodgers bathe in. The resulting smell is a cross between a joss-stick and BO. Term originated late 1980s/early 1990s in Bristol, UK

' Do we have to go to Bristol Bus Station? It totally honks of Jitter-juice!'

by Derek Fowler May 19, 2014

jittery shit

Super explosive diarrhea.

Bro. I've gotta take the most massive jittery shit!!!

by Peteysoftly February 9, 2014