jitwager

An annoying person who constantly keeps bitching about something and drives you crazy.

That guy Ryan is such a jitwager who needs to get a life.

by wordinator2cool November 27, 2012

Jotsaroop

Jotsaroop is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet she is caring compassionate and just amazing in general.

Person: Omg who's that she's so pretty?
Person 2: That's Jotsaroop

by sunnygxcci November 21, 2019

Jitske

She is the funniest of the group and always makes everyone laugh. She isn’t obsessed with boys, but when she falls in love she constantly thinks about that one person.

Person 1: Look at Jitske! She’s looking happy again.

Person 2: Yeah, she’s probably thinking ‘bout him.

by thisdoesntwork October 25, 2019

joy jitsu

Similar to jiu jitsu in that there is grappling and sweating, but with less clothing.

Matches typically take place on a bed, but may extend to floors, tables, or airplane bathrooms.

Walking is the second best form of exercise, following joy jitsu.

by Red Sprite May 26, 2017

Poo Jitsu

A branch of Jiu Jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the practitioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.

Student 1: "That guy Tony is a 3rd degree black belt in Poo Jitsu."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."

by Baron Marx August 25, 2013

Jitse

Jitse is a Frisian name and means the deligent one, hard working and can combine sports with the dutch student life, partying, smoking sigars and drinking quarenta-y-tres (Liquor 43). He also enjoys wordplay and makes the most stupid jokes day in day out. He is also eager for girls but doesn't manage to keep them because he is too nice, girls don't understand this behaviour. A really lovely man, with good habbits? OMG

Man 1: "Look at him he's doing the Jitse"
Man 2: "Yeah, would love to have some Cuban and 43 too!"

by Inhale Fury October 12, 2011

jitbag

literally a bag of semen, could literally mean a used condom. In actual usage, it refers to someone who acts like an extreme asshole.

"I can't believe that jitbag grabbed my girlfriend's hooters".

by Scoats May 9, 2003