Like a surprise party but instead of balloons and cake, there's suicide bombers and explosions. Usually beginning with the phrase "ALLAHU AKHBAR"
by Niggatack December 22, 2015
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The Corporate Jihad in 2010 lead to the Republicans gaining a controlling majority interest in Congress and an increased minority share of the Senate. The only real winner in this election was the media and advertising firms.
by Charles_U_Farley November 9, 2010
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A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.
"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"
by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010
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by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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Get the Durka Durka Jihad mug.A gathering of Niggers for a common cause. Usually in regards to 1)Fried Chicken
2) Colt 45 (Malt Liquor)
3) Watermelon
4) Purple Drink (Kool-Aid)
5) Corn Bread
6) Pigs Feet
To name a few things that may cause a gathering.
It may resemble a party from a far but for someone who is not a nigga could mean certain death in close proximity. They proceed to consume all resources on the list and others which have been omitted for short reference. They may also ban together to form groups to rob "Whitey" or any other which is not part of the Nigga Jihad Movement.
2) Colt 45 (Malt Liquor)
3) Watermelon
4) Purple Drink (Kool-Aid)
5) Corn Bread
6) Pigs Feet
To name a few things that may cause a gathering.
It may resemble a party from a far but for someone who is not a nigga could mean certain death in close proximity. They proceed to consume all resources on the list and others which have been omitted for short reference. They may also ban together to form groups to rob "Whitey" or any other which is not part of the Nigga Jihad Movement.
1) "Hey man are you going to the Nigga Jihad"
2)" Lets bring a Nigga Jihad on "Whiteys" head".
3) "Watch out man that's a Nigga Jihad up ahead. We better stay away"
2)" Lets bring a Nigga Jihad on "Whiteys" head".
3) "Watch out man that's a Nigga Jihad up ahead. We better stay away"
by EndlessEquality March 5, 2011
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To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.
Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.
Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.
by Cleonator October 22, 2011
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