johnsen

one who is fasinated with the male genitalia

wow look at that fag he is such a johnsen

by jeremy694/ January 21, 2008

Jhonen Vasquez

Creates somewhat overrated comic books for goths.

Is responsible for the almost overbearingly subversive children's television show Invader Zim.

People usually grow out of their Jhonen Vasquez phase at 14.

You can find Jhonen Vasquez's comic books at stores like Hot Topic.

by dos September 12, 2004

Jhonen Vasquez

A good writer but a shitty artist. One who does not have a good grasp of anatomy.

quit being like jhonen vasquez! i can jhonen vasquez so well!

by wil December 21, 2004

jhonen

When you open the stall doors to a public bathroom wearing earbuds and don't look if there is anyone in the stall, then accidentally sitting on the persons penis and getting anally penetrated.

John: "Did you see Frank get jhonened?"
George: "Yea I did, I was talking to him in the bathroom (no homo) and he didn't turn around and lost his anal virginity."

by Swagyolo420bwaze March 17, 2016

Jonsense

The word used to describe all the ridiculous/stupid actions or phrases Jon Arbuckle says in the hit comic strip, Garfield. Typically, the higher the jonsense, the clearer it is that the cartoonist Jim Davis is running out of fresh ideas.

I gotta admit, there was a lot more Jonsense in today's Garfield comic; classic Jon.

by GarfieldFan45 December 28, 2018

JohnSense

Talking your ear off about absolutely nonsense that isn’t even real and made up.

John-“I went out last night and had 20 beers”

-Bystander “This guy talking straight Johnsense”

by Seminoles01 May 12, 2025

Dirty Johnsen

When you tie your girl to a ceiling fan naked, turn on the fan so she starts spinning. Afterwards you then strip down yourself placing your now exposed genitalia in the spinning girls trajectory, resulting in very small and quick rubbs on said genitalia.

It’s common courtesy of the male contestant to raise one leg as a sign of respect while the ordeal goes down.

I gave my girl a Dirty Johnsen last night, has to go to the ER right after for various reasons. But it was worth it!

I almost lost my dick while performing a Dirty Johnsen last night, calculated the trajectory wrong and almost got it severed.

My girl passed out last night during the Dirty Johnsen prolly cause of the constant spinning. Didn’t matter to me tho!

by Rodney's Airbnb April 16, 2020