by Random Word From A Random Noob September 3, 2009
Get the Jewxican mug.A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.
"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"
by lidmaster27 July 23, 2007
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This is an amazingly random person whos name is Jesica (or something of the sort) and at times feels the need to act like a strage hawk / crow / type of bird by wailing her arms around and 'cawing'.
by Lady J-ho Bulla April 30, 2009
Get the Jesicaw mug.n. 1. A rare cross between a Filipino and a British dude. 2. Face slightly resembles that of a husky. 3. Has a passion for JDM cars but can't drive for shit. 4. Has a well-known somewhat psychotic laugh. 5. Throws flags around and calls it a sport. 6. Has been described as a fortune cookie, because she's sweet and crunchy at the same time.
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Get the Jexican mug.Someone who is typically basic on social media. Although pretty, a Jexxica will manipulate the way you feel and think.
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