Jewcon

Jewcon is an event for Nazis who like to burn Jews

Carl: “wanna go to jewcon”
Bob: “hell yeah, I’ve been practicing my cooking skills”

by I have no idea what I’m doing June 5, 2019

Jewzanya

A massive amount of Jews in a certain area

At the temp there was alot of jewzanyas praying to god.

by Pj, Matt X2 December 27, 2003

Jewton

A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.

Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

jewmongous

Main Entry: jew·moung·ous
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek jewantikos, from jewgant-, jewgas giant, jewish
: exceeding the usual or expected (as in size, force, or prominence) <a man of jewmoungous stature> <made a last jewmongous effort> <jewmongous industrial combines> <jewmongous chode>

That house is jewmongous!

by dub56 February 4, 2004

Jetzon Boy

a person whose parents are financially well off or a person who does not please someone else.

"Can Johnny afford this?"
"Sure... he's a Jetzon Boy."

"What do you think about Rod?"
"Ah... He's a fucking Jetzon Boy."

by Stevan the Pipe Trucker August 15, 2008

Jewson

A Jewish kike named Jason

This bitch Jewson over here is a fag, go pick up a penny!

by nniiigggaaaaa May 28, 2019

Jewpon

Merging of Jew and Coupon. A Non Derogatory term.

When someone tries to get a discount at a store on a NON SALE item or claims they left their LEGITIMATE coupon at home for a discount at a restaurant or store.

Steve: Sir, do you think its possible that I can get 20% off this TV?

Salesman: But this TV isn't on sale

Steve: Yeah, I know..but....

Salesman: Sorry sir, We don't accept JEWPONS here !

by Tallgoalie July 14, 2010