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Ali Jewbag 

A sexual act performed on a female coworker during work hours. After having sex, you break her legs, forcing her to file a claim under worker's compensation.
Oh man! Janice be coming on to me at work like a fiend or sumthin! So I laid her out on the lunch table at work. After we finished I gave her an Ali Jewbag. Bitch'll be collecting cheques for months!
Ali Jewbag by bigwillyfromphilly September 1, 2014
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mop jetpack 

A jet pack with a mop on the back, so when your flying around the city of metropolis you can clean the city of crime and dirt.
You need to get the mop jetpack. It's LIT BRO!!
mop jetpack by #1 Phil trash January 24, 2018
The ability/gift to see that a person is part of the jewish culture/religion.

Short for jew-radar.
Daniel! Our substitute art teacher is jewish, lets ask him if he has jew pride.
Jewdar by Nick July 23, 2004

Jewbaggins

A person who exhibits extreme stinginess or cheapness in everyday life. A person who hoards anything he can get his hands on, including an xbox controller or a bong.
"Mac, I can't believe you just took another rip. It was clearly my turn. You're such a jewbaggins."
Jewbaggins by Gatt Meiger October 14, 2011
a 2003 Pontiac Grand Am. Usually driven at high speeds with techno playing.
Dude grab Jewbane and lets go to dons.
Jewbane by colpy December 31, 2008
To ejaculate so forcefully during intercourse that it sends the receiver flying.
Nasir: "I finally learned how to fly."
Spartacus: "How so?"
Nasir: "I got jetpacked by Agron last night."
Jetpack by V Stack and Friends March 2, 2015