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Jesus Smuggling

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When a person of the Christian faith takes a rational approach to a topic of discussion, and then reveals that their true intention was to bring Jesus in the back door of the conversation without anyone noticing until it's too late.
Tom pre-wrapped Jesus in a robe of logic before stepping forward and entering the conversation with Sammy and Mandy, look at all these facts Tom exclaimed peeling back the layers, Sammy and Mandy reviled in Tom's logic and drank in the refreshing ideas he had. Then as quick as a fiddle Tom unveiled his true intentions, bringing Jesus into the conversation! "Ahh your a damn Jesus Smuggler!" Sammy exclaimed, Mandy shook her head, she didn't like Jesus Smuggling. But it was too late and the damage was done, they had listened to his reasoning and the seed was sown in their mind.
by Tybaltdavies July 21, 2019
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Jesus Swag

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Not only clothing yourself in textiles that represent your faith, but clothing yourself in righteousness; walking in the footpaths of Jesus Christ on a daily basis.
by The Great I Am November 16, 2011
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jesus swift

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"i'm sorry the old jesus swift can't come to the phone right now."
by youredisappointing August 31, 2017
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jesus sandwich

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the wafer the priest gives during communion
(also referred to as christ sandwich)
a person visiting a catholic church asks, "what is that they're eating?" The reply, "that's a jesus sandwich!"
by Westley Juston Kevin December 30, 2006
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jesus saves!

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what you yell out loud when Jesus the goalie blocks a puck from entering the net.
he's going for the shot...but the goalie blocks it! Jesus saves! What a save by Jesus!
by hockey rules June 10, 2005
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Jesus Swagger

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Someone who lives a life that reflects Jesus.
by jarridwilson May 1, 2016
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People who proselytize and wave Jesus' name around when they are directly or indirectly accused of unethical or otherwise morally hazardous behavior.
Wow - what's up with Ted! All I called out was that I thought his cheating on his wife was not cool and he pulled out his Jesus Shield!
by RoSatanSF October 15, 2013
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