Jesster

A being who usually has very small hands (often sweaty) and a quite high pitched voice (often quite like like mickey mouse on crack-cocaine, or towlie from the hit tv series South Park). She has a leech like quality of often grabbing onto attractive men. It also has a habit of watching TV from an angle and flaring her nostrils as she breaths through them. It also pronounces its "w" sounds in that oh-so annoying manner of sounding like they have a stick up their bum all the time and love the smell of their own farts, often putting a "who" before the word attempting to pronounce (Ex. Whoowhat). It often has what is known as a "donk" or large posterior, which it uses in order to attract the opposite sex. Sadly, if it were not for this redeeming quality, it might not even survive in the wild at all. Little else is known about this quite interesting, yet awkward creature, but as technology is advancing we hope to soon learn more about this being.

(note: closely related to the notorious Captain Cunningham)

Holly: Mother of pearl! Did you happen to see that Jesster?!?!

Greg: Yea... its quite sad actually... it did have a great donk though.

Holly: Hellz yea it did, poor thing, it could barely walk with that wagon it was draggin.

by Grolly123 March 27, 2011

jesserbation

1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.

2)Sleeping for pleasure

damn im tired as buddha!!.. im bout' to go into jesserbation for a couple weeks.

by the masked avenger July 6, 2006

Jessie's Girl

Derived from the song by Rick Springfield. The term 'Jessie's girl' does not refer to any individual, but it is a girl, who is going out with a friend of yours, that you want for yourself. In this case 'Jessie' is replaced with the name of the boyfriend

You got a friend, lets say he is called Tom, who is going out with a girl, lets call her Melissa, and you wish you had her for yourself. You'd say "I wish I had Jessie's girl"

by The Nightmare Child February 21, 2010

jessie frazier

burger lovin gal

do you know Jessie Frazier?

I think so, isn't she the one obsessed with burgers?

by a team February 10, 2015

jessie

idk probably going to end up with a hot tradie and then end up getting pregnant at 17

i wanna be jessie

by John john-Smith Smith August 30, 2020

JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

A person who only has feelings for Jesse James Rutherford and is totally, madly and desperately in love with him having a big obssesion, they can't even think abt feel in love with no person in the whole world.

they're looking for jesse pics and vids for the thousandth time in the day and admiring it, they must be JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

by simp for jesse January 3, 2021

jessie bear

A cute Children's Book and a favorite of Jessie's. It is also a decidely new nickname for Jessie. Thus, Jessie Bear is a Loooovely girl, who is beautiful in everyway. Everyone wants their children to grow up and just like her. She is also amazingly talented and sweet. She is probably one of the most friendly people an earth....scratch that-she IS one of the most friendly people in the world. She is loved by everyone she knows. :)

Jessie Bear is laying in bed with mono.

by Beth D November 10, 2008