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Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.
Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.
by grandy427 October 17, 2008
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Jessie the Dog

Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.
Person 1: Who's your favorite Family Guy character?
Person 2: Jessie the Dog. Herbert's dog, BTW
by Epigiggity August 15, 2011
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Jessie

One of a kind. Sweet and stubborn. Quiet due to how loud her beauty vibrates. Smart and sexy. Has a great sense of humor. Exquisitely lovable, extremely loving even if she doesn't always know how to show it. Jessie's laugh will give you goosebumps and when she sings she is the only thing you will hear. Jessie is strong and indepent and she isn't afraid to show it.
Her love is unforgetable. Jessie is love. Jessie is an amazing friend, a better lover.
She's perfect, she is a Jessie.
by 4everU January 6, 2017
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Becky And Jessica

Becky and Jessica are the two female characters played by Danisnotonfire on YouTube. Becky is shy and wears a grey shirt while Jessica is obnoxious and wears a purple shirt. They are also best friends and are even a ship to some danosaurs.
Classic Becky And Jessica conversation:
Becky: "Hi!"
Jessica: "Oh my God, Becky! Shut up, no ones talking to you!"
Becky: "Sorry Jessica-"
Jessica: "SHUT UP!"
by Kennybunkport January 14, 2017
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Jessica

Often seen and accused of being a slut, that is not the case. She is faithful as a puppy. She can be a little crazy at times, but also wise, and typically more intelligent than she puts off.
Jessica knows her stuff when it comes to real life but she can get a bit feisty!
by JSuzie July 15, 2019
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jessica.kpop

An amazing,weird, and funny person who also listening to Kpop
Jessica.kpop is amazing 🤩
by Bue_Bye_Bai March 5, 2021
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Jessica

An extremely beautiful girl that is super smart, funny and classy ,but is never too classy to roast your ass when needed be. If you do something shady to a Jessica she will remember you and will get your shady ass back when you least expect it and call it even. They are very sweet loving individuals to a certain extent. They know which ones that deserve their sweet side and they know which ones deserve their dark side. Don't take a Jessica for granted! You will regret it. If you date a Jessica your family will forever remember her and ask and talk to you and your new wife daily about her. Karma is Jessica's best friend, they get lit together, so again beware what you do to a Jessica!
Damn! That girl is so gorgeous, smart, and funny , she must be a Jessica.

My bro just got his tires slashed last week because he cheated on his now ex girlfriend, his ex must be a Jessica because she's a savage!

She just roasted your ass, that girl is a savage, she must be a Jessica!
by SavageQueeeeen January 8, 2017
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