Jerusalem Artichoke

A highly delectable flour used in making top notch pasta

"What are we having tonight?"
I made Jerusalem Artichoke Spaghetti
"What the fucks that?"
I dunno, but it set me back 84$ a pound

by musicgivesmepeac January 14, 2009

Jerusalem Anchor

A bearded man that is the lynchpin of the crew and occasionally holds ladders. This person often goes by his earthly name Matthew.

Where's the Jerusalem Anchor? This ladder is about to fall on the house!

by FrontSLC January 25, 2023

Jerusalem Boots

Ugly brown sandals that look like they have been worn since the time of Christ,usually worn by hippies and old men with terribly ugly feet

I really wish Joe would quit wearing those Jerusalem Boots with his jeans.

by Terri Smith February 5, 2007

Jerusalem Monkey

Extremely quick and clever

The forkenshmeemer scared Chaz so much, that he ran out of the room like a Jerusalem Monkey

by R. Alcee Hastings October 21, 2004

Jerusalem Jiggle

When your fucking a girl from behind then finish on her ass, then you grab some Zatar and throw that shit on her like Emerile Lagasse(BAM), after that shit is spread around and sticks you raise both your hands, palms facing her, and smack that ass as hard as you can so that both cheeks on her ass jiggle and become red. When the jiggling commences you must scream Mavel Tov to complete the act.

So I met this girl on Birthright and within 3 days into the trip I had her in my hotel room doing the Jerusalem jiggle.

by Toby88 April 26, 2016

Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.

Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.

by Shawl collah December 7, 2018

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö

Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

by Stefantastic November 23, 2021