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jerusalem salad

Hey Ahmed! Thanks for inviting me to that Jerusalem Salad last night, it was a blast!
by Hog but March 1, 2016
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jerude

A penis that is two different tones of color.
Alex has a nasty jerude of a cock
by Gorrilote December 9, 2010
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new jeruz

OUTTHERE is The Freshest New Jeruz Resident
by showday September 2, 2003
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jerkbeast

A dude in a papier mache demon helmet, drummer for Blood Butt, Anus Pussy and Steaming Wolf Penis (Who happen to be the same band). Featured in a biographical movie about himself and his band members, a necrophiliac bassist and a rabbit smashing guitarist.
Quote "Come on jerkbeast, comparing public access tv shows is like saying, this turd is better than this turd, coz this turd has peanuts in it.
by mikish23 May 16, 2006
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jerkbutt

Someone who is both a jerk and a butt/butthead.
I can’t believe my sister said that to me…what a jerkbutt!
Hey! Stop being such a jerkbutt!
Oh yeah?! Well…you’re a jerkbutt!
by Christina H. January 12, 2009
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Jeruss

pronounced (JAIR-uhss)

1. The most gorgeous male first name in the entire universe. Individuals that possess this name as a first name are often multi-faceted, forward-thinking, charming, hilarious, tall, attractive, talented, athletic, intellectual, articulate, passionate, musically-inclined, and confident.

2. American male first name derived from the biblical name "Jairus" which means "My light, who diffuses light".
Jeruss is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!!! I'd gladly let him shower me with his milk of spermesia.
by Dark Overlord February 3, 2010
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Sloppy Jerusalem

The Sloppy Jerusalem is the sociopath of the fetish world, it can't be described in any precise way. Although the Sloppy Jerusalem is hard to define, when you are receiving or giving it you will know afterwards that you had participated in a Sloppy Jerusalem. Throughout history their has been only one specific example of a Sloppy Jerusalem documented and verified to actually be a Sloppy Jerusalem.
A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.

This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013
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