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Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania

A small town located in central Pennsylvania that resides along the Susquehanna River. Since the beginning of the popular television show "Jersey Shore" on MTV, the town has begun acquiring new familiarities. Many people inquire about the geographical location of Jersey Shore which is, in fact, no where near any shore-like body of water. Students that attend Jersey Shore area highschool are often asked if they celebrate by fist pumping, and if many of the girls sport a "poof". Sadly this is mostly untrue, and the students are for the most part down to earth, wholesome, and untanned. The school is debatably more famous for it's required Square-Dancing class than it's oiled-up guidos and guidettes. Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania is disappointingly nothing like the reality show. Although, many would argue it's equally as exciting and should in fact get its OWN reality show.
Guy from out of state: AHH DUDE! You're from Jersey Shore?! You wanna go do some GTL and hit up a few grenades?! IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!
Guy from Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania: I'm sorry, I hate to disappoint you but I live no where even close to a beach. But if you would like to do something we could go kayaking in Pine Creek and then go to Santino's for a cheesesteak?
by chachaG22 March 6, 2011
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Jersey Shore

Yeah! Maybe we'll end up on the Jersey shore!
by SpitShine Tommy May 17, 2011
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jersey bike ride

To trick an individual to partake in an intense endeavor, ending in an unfortunate surprise.
When Mike finally found the golden treasure chest and smelled the poop inside it, he immediately knew he was the subject of an elaborate Jersey Bike Ride.
by BaDoSu9 December 14, 2016
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ramsey New Jersey

A place where the rich boys and flat semi thic girls spend there time in town outside of Walgreens and a Facebook account called Ramsey moms post about them. They use the “vape” and ride around town on there their bikes. At night they hangout at the high school and hook up. The boys are usually all hot and the girls are try hard to be thic and all are flat like paper.
by Phil from Walgreens November 8, 2018
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Jersey Fancy

When you jizz in the eye of your girlfriend, and before she can wipe it off you attach a sliced jersey royal potato so it looks like a monocle.

Note: The potato must be pre prepared as surely you will not have the potato nor the utensils to carry out such cutting upon ejaculation (unless you're into seriously freaky shit)
Dude, I totally did a Jersey Fancy on Jane last night, she felt well posh. Plus she made me chips later with the left overs, which was nice.
by longrufus September 19, 2011
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Jersey fancy

When you jizz on top of a boiled jersey royal potato, so it resembles the blob of cream on top of a Mr Kipling's French Fancy cake. Then you or your loved one eats it.
Dude, she totally devoured my Jersey Fancy last night.
by Pseudosoph September 19, 2011
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JeromePrime

Loves transformers, fortnite, former member of TSG Clan,, loves explosives, wants to make Michael Bay Movies
JeromePrime is a former Prime
by Jake_Paul123 January 6, 2019
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