jerkathon

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.

Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!

by Chris April 21, 2004

jerkbag

In essence, a bag of jerk.
Derived from the insults jerk, and dirtbag.

1.A mean person
2.What to call someone who is pissing you of at the moment

Marc: Matt, you're wrong.
Matt: You're right.
Marc: Stop agreeing with me.
Matt: Sorry Marc, Yo're Right.
Marc: SHUT UP JERKBAG! (punches him in chest)

by Ms. Sherris March 8, 2008

Jerusalem Syndrome

1. A person exhibiting religious delusions, obsessions, compulsions or psychoses as a result of touring the holy city of Jerusalem. This person is said to have no previous history of mental problems, and most often these symptoms pass some time after leaving Israel.
2. May also be used to describe anyone becoming suddenly extremely religious, no matter where they live.

1. John went wacko while touring Jerusalem. He stood on the walls of the old city in his boxers and called the passers by to renounce all their worldly possessions. He got hospitalized in the nearest loony bin and got diagnosed as a severe case of Jerusalem syndrome.
2. Gina's got some form of Jerusalem syndrome. She's constantly going on about Christ and being saved and all that evangelical sh*t.

by twisted tiffany April 2, 2009

jerktapus

Jerk multiplied by eight.
Jerk x octopus.
Cuz an octopus has eight arms/legs...so it makes sense for a jerktapus to be jerk x eight....
Originally invented by an Asian. Have a nice day! For all of my friends who were so confused when I said this word... and now I can tell them it's in the dictionary!!

Stop being such a jerktapus, and learn what it means!

by HANZUKI THE SQUARE PANDA January 5, 2014

jerusalem salad

Middle Eastern name for an orgy

Hey Ahmed! Thanks for inviting me to that Jerusalem Salad last night, it was a blast!

by Hog but March 1, 2016

Traffic Circle Jerks

One who goes around a traffic circle or round about. To piss of other drivers because people going in must yield to the people going around. Being one can be quite fun, but being a victim is very annoying. Other drivers will sometimes join in on the traffic circle jerking.

Traffic Circle Jerks

Shotgun:
Hey lets traffic circle jerk man.
Driver:

Yea man let piss off the people yielding.
Person who is yielding:
Would you look at this asshole.

by ARealCoolCat September 10, 2011

Jerkassclownhat

n.

1) One who is a jerkass, and asshat and an assclown simultaneously or in short succession.

2) Proof that I have no life and spend mine combining pointless terms.

Shut up jerkassclownhat!

by Flaaron July 25, 2003