Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd
-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.
2. late; absent; missing.
-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.
2. late; absent; missing.
Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."
The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."
The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.
by CongratulationsDave&Chrissy! August 29, 2010
Get the jerking a turd mug.A big black Mexican that has a very big penis that is often referred to as "El Dongo". Jeringa is viewed like a prophet for some people, he enjoys circumcising babies and eating the foreskin to be satisfied. He has circumcised celebrities like Gekyume Onfroy and Thanos with his purple dick. Jeringa is the mighty giver of H.I.V, father of all Mexicans, friend of Big Chungus, Moto Moto, Ricardo Milos and Shrek, also consumer of foreskin tacos with guacamole and beans. He is also the sexiest person alive and will make you instantly nut when you see him. Jeringa also flexes every single minute of his life and enjoys doing Guacamole Nigga Penis in his free time. He also has unlimited N-word passes and will literally destroy your asshole if you engage in the sexual act with him. Jeringa enjoys shitting on toasters, burning his pee hole with a hot needle and leaving his ass unwiped after shitting.
"Save us, mighty lord Jeringa"
"Did you see El Dongo, it is beautiful"
"Gekyume was circumcised by Jeringa"
"Did you see El Dongo, it is beautiful"
"Gekyume was circumcised by Jeringa"
by Big Dick Monkey March 15, 2019
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To sprinkle beef ramen flavored packet on your penis and have your partner jerk you off until the semen mixes thoroughly with the powder so it becomes a fine mixture. Then you and your partner swallow it.
by analdestroyer69 February 5, 2014
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by Mel Berg January 18, 2009
Get the jerking off with sandpaper mug.the world is slowly growing to except the term jerbang and for that reason they must get a sufficient definition and not any of this half ass bullshit from kids that have no idea what they are talking about
a jerbang is any kid that looks like they are falsely debating suicide every day of their life. the type that wears so much eye make up they cant see their feet. they dress in all black and talk about raving even though none of them know what a rave really is. they shop and work at hot topic and spencers and thinks clowns are cool and so is fire. they dont associate witheach other even though they all think they are the darkest most put upon member of the human race and that basically the world is out to get them even though they are mostly all trust fun kids because seriously who can afford $130 raver pants with streamers hanging off of them and still say they are low income and hated. nthnx.
they listen to icp and may refer to themselves as a juggalo while indulging in such beverages as faygo. they think that korn is really heavy and they feel jonothan davis's pain when he sings about his father touching him. they secretly dislike slipknot because they yell too much but they think they are cool anyway because they all wear masks. rage against the machine was cool because they hated the government and most jerbangs all think that che gueveras face and the anarchy symbol make them peace leaders and doing something to help the government be cleansed.
jerbangs are not real humans because some of them actually believe they are part cyborg or that they are reincarnated history figures like john wilkes booth or hitler. they are the type of kids that mowed down people at columbine. in fact those were two jerbang martyrs.
if you listen to the first track on the first korn cd titled blind its where the word originated from.
he says jerbang jerbang jerbang when he starts yelling
also if you listen to slipknots wait and bleed as soon as the song begins to speed up he yells JERBANG
so you nu metal or hardcore wanna be geeks can try and delete this definition but its the most truthful one youll ever see basically because i started the word and you didnt. kbi
a jerbang is any kid that looks like they are falsely debating suicide every day of their life. the type that wears so much eye make up they cant see their feet. they dress in all black and talk about raving even though none of them know what a rave really is. they shop and work at hot topic and spencers and thinks clowns are cool and so is fire. they dont associate witheach other even though they all think they are the darkest most put upon member of the human race and that basically the world is out to get them even though they are mostly all trust fun kids because seriously who can afford $130 raver pants with streamers hanging off of them and still say they are low income and hated. nthnx.
they listen to icp and may refer to themselves as a juggalo while indulging in such beverages as faygo. they think that korn is really heavy and they feel jonothan davis's pain when he sings about his father touching him. they secretly dislike slipknot because they yell too much but they think they are cool anyway because they all wear masks. rage against the machine was cool because they hated the government and most jerbangs all think that che gueveras face and the anarchy symbol make them peace leaders and doing something to help the government be cleansed.
jerbangs are not real humans because some of them actually believe they are part cyborg or that they are reincarnated history figures like john wilkes booth or hitler. they are the type of kids that mowed down people at columbine. in fact those were two jerbang martyrs.
if you listen to the first track on the first korn cd titled blind its where the word originated from.
he says jerbang jerbang jerbang when he starts yelling
also if you listen to slipknots wait and bleed as soon as the song begins to speed up he yells JERBANG
so you nu metal or hardcore wanna be geeks can try and delete this definition but its the most truthful one youll ever see basically because i started the word and you didnt. kbi
"jerbangjerbnag a place i see i go i think and i know to find mty self esteem i know i think and i go..." - bad lyrics by KoRn
i felt the hate rise up in me kneel down to clear the stone of leaves i wander out where you cant see inside my shell i wait and bleed jerbang!!!!!"- SLIPKNOT
i felt the hate rise up in me kneel down to clear the stone of leaves i wander out where you cant see inside my shell i wait and bleed jerbang!!!!!"- SLIPKNOT
by lord travilius October 1, 2005
Get the jerbang mug.Another term for "doing alright", or "doing well", usually in relation to general small-talk. This slang is often used in New Jersey and surrounding areas. See example:
Ted: Oh, how's it going, man? How are you doing?
Alfonso: Oh, you know, man; Just jerking it.
Ted: Yeah, yeah, me too.
Alfonso: Oh, you know, man; Just jerking it.
Ted: Yeah, yeah, me too.
by thewanderingjew22 August 16, 2011
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2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.
by F_TRES November 19, 2009
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