jenk

1.)dope; crazy
2.)humped; hurt

This sandwich tasted jenk; Dude, i just got jenked so hard!

by RandomGuy007 October 18, 2008

jenk

To borrow money from another person, with no intention of ever paying it back.

ex. "Lend us a tenner, mate. I'll sort you out for it in the week"

The bastard borrowed a fiver off me the other night - he'd better not jenk me again.

by dvarpala June 14, 2004

Jenk

a racial slur directed towards people of japenese and/or chinese decent

Look at that kid, I bet he is a little jenk.

by ranch dressin May 13, 2005

jenk

A sharp pull on the penis and balls.

Loser gets twenty Jenks!

by hizzy shaw August 22, 2014

Jenk

The ending to a sequence of Hemph's Chigity's and Coolumb's

Hemph Chigity Hemph Coolumb Jenk

by DY June 4, 2003

Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.

I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.

by School Wizard February 27, 2011

Wake and Jenk

The process of huffing Jenkem immediately upon wakening.

"With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. " - Tom Cruise

"I always wake and jenk. Everyday. I even got my own batch of home brew." - Area local

by mudbutt55 January 15, 2013