retroactive jealousy

Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.

Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet

Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*

by Iwishiwasntjealousofmybf’sex’s November 6, 2019

Jenalyn

Someone who means the world to you no matter what happens.

Ill still love that jenalyn even if theyre being a dumdum.

by shtoopid61908 November 30, 2009

jealabrate

To celebrate with someone that you are other wise jealous of.

Ted got that promotion that i wanted. I guess I will have to suck it up and jealabrate with him.

by TheSWheatley February 9, 2010

Jealousy

Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

Wife: I can’t believe this jealousy

Me: well you know I’m Mr Brightside

by EdgyMcgee June 21, 2019

Jeanlish

A fictional made-up language people from the My Hero Academia Jult speak

"JMAO!" "Jeanlish js jilarious" "Jhis js just junny"

by CoffeeNOrder66 April 4, 2023

Meow Meow Jealous

From a character on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Henrietta Pussycat....meaning very very envious

Tara got a new pair of boots and I was meow meow jealous

by PMommy1121 February 26, 2009

jealousy

The real or perceived threat of the loss of a valued relationship to a rival.

Maria's feelings of jealousy were making her see signs of an affair between her best friend and boyfriend that weren't actually happening.

by Andrew J F October 27, 2005