by TheRealUltraKami August 14, 2024
Jeffrey was stressed and escaped the family conversation to go jelq the halls in his family bathroom
by JelqingAmerica February 16, 2024
The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!
Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
by Sketchy white van 69 December 06, 2024
quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom
by HawkTuahRegimer October 23, 2024
"Jelq Master: noun. A person who has mastered the ancient art of 'pulling one's penis shaft' so effectively that they could probably convince you it's a fitness technique of enlarging.
Person A: "Hey, did you hear about John? He's become a real jelq maxer."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."
by balaala June 18, 2024
The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.
"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"
by imjelqing August 07, 2024
A advanced dark form of jelqing only achieved my unground and diabolical methods such as elastinmaxing, collagenmaxxing and the devouring of animal souls. Shadow jelqing can only be achieved on the night of the blood moon 😈.
"Yo dude, the cops found out about my Shadow Jelqing it's okay my Goontosis aura is enough to hold them off"
by ShadowJelqerSupreme July 24, 2024